December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
my grandma gave me a magic bullet for Christmas
seriously mom, that’s definitely more for you than me. but okay. smoothies everywhere.
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Today I saw a tree wearing a bra
It’s bra was nicer than any of mine that’s for sure.